Neil Bolton - Founder and Director of Spam Strategy
The jury's out on whether or not Neil Bolton is a cousin of the famed Michael Bolton. If he knows, he's not saying anything.
Neil has a passion for spam and is constantly conducting experiments to find algorithmic loopholes to exploit for fun. He's got big agency experience with Fortune 100 brands and has conducted reputation management campaigns for a number of the world's most wealthy men.
Through his work, he's learned how reputations are built and ultimately destroyed.
Pork Lion - Founder and Director of Reputation Destruction
Pork Lion has been filling the web with garbage since the early 90's, beginning with the now defunct Senor Roboto's Land of Make Believe.
He has extensive experience working for the man on particularly delicate clients with major reputation management needs. He's been involved in everything from media to strategy and brings a special skillset to reputation destruction campaigns.
Beowulf Jones - Intern
Beowulf Jones is a writer by trade, but understands the intricacies of online cesspool curation. He's got experience on some major brands and knows a thing or two about starting shit!
We're glad to have him on the team!